turing-tested:

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

(via australiansanta)

acomas:

i am in love with someone who will never feel the same way and it’s awfully tragic

(via acomas)

michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

(via whxt-eva)

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via guccier)

mainmanblackdynamite:

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

(via guccier)

144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

(via asian)